Here is a thoughtful list of company views on its employees.

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.                                                        
 Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
 Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
 He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
 She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain


3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
 He must be discussing the latest deal

SHE is talking with her co-workers.
 She must be gossiping.


4. HE's not at his desk.
 He must be at a meeting.

SHE's not at her desk.
 She must be in the ladies' room.

5. HE's leaving for a better job.
  He knows how to recognise a good
 opportunity.

 SHE's leaving for a better job.
  Women are not dependable.